Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
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On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
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there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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