He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
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