pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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