Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
jump out the window naked night went bad
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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