I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
i just google imaged poop.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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