Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
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