That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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