I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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