just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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