So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
