i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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