Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Randomize
