sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
The feeling are messing with the penis
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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