There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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