I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
