I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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