Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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