talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Enjoy the penises
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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