sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
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