We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
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Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
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Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I made him laugh his dick is mine
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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