I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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