So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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