I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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