So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
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I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
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Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I think pants incapable of making pants work
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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