An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
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Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
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Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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