Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
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I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
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"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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