try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
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how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
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Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
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