you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
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You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
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Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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