she looked like the before picture.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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