hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
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