yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
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You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
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The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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