i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
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Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
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This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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