You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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