And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Randomize
