no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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