I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
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