Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
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things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
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Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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