I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
