Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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