I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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