why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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