the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
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the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
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you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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