16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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