Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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