i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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