Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
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just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
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I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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