Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
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