know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
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Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
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I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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