careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
No...this little piggys going to the bar
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Randomize
