Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
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A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
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I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Enjoy the penises
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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