I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
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