I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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