it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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