you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
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PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
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Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
please don't ironically join a cult
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