He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
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She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
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Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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