he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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