you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
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Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
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We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
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