Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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